Posts Tagged ‘humor’
Super Metroid with Commentary by “The Internet” of 2010
If there’s one thing I hate about the digital age we live in, it’s that everybody complains too much. For whatever reason, people in comment threads, forums, and even videos feel the need to aggressively shove their cynicism down the throats of everyone in their digital vicinity.
What if all those comment threads were combined into the form of one person, and that person wouldn’t stop talking as you try to play a game? It might sounds something like the video above.
WingDamage Interview with Conker

The first thing that you notice when Conker walks into a room is the smell. It like wet dog and stale beer. This is a video game icon and, let’s face it, the guy stinks. He slides up casually to sit across from me at the pub where we are conducting our interview. It is a rule in England that all interviews have to be conducted at the local watering hole.
He lights up a cigarette and offers me one. His eyes have that feral look you sometimes see in animals on those world’s wildest home video shows. They are bloodshot and wild reflecting back more light than a human’s eye. The entire effect is disturbing. He motions a waitress over and orders himself a bottle of whiskey. He calls her <redacted>. She doesn’t seem to mind. Conker is a regular from what I hear, so I guess she’s used to it.
He begins pouring himself shots of whiskey.
I pull out my notepad and the interview begins.







