I Trick Luke into Playing: Clone Wars DS
"Suckers..."
I managed to convince Masterlookas, our resident Star Wars geek, to try the new “Star Wars: Clone Wars: Jedi Alliance” DS game. The game is based off the latest thing that George Lucas has done to destroy Star Wars. The following are some of the things Luke screamed as he attempted to play…
“We get to go to Dathomir! We were just talking about Dathomir… Oh God, they are going to ruin Dathomir. ”
“I have never been so ashamed to have something on me.”
“Gayest thing ever. They are literally sharing a cockpit. Ah look at them cuddle.”
Giggles maniacally “This is Bioshock. Ooh, its God of War” the giggling stops and is followed by a vacant stare.
“Is this game insulting me?”
“I like that sometimes he does crazy lightsaber moves and other times he just stands there.”
“Cut him you green bastard! Don’t just stand there and take it. Yeah they’re Jedis! Of course they can deflect lightsabers!”
“Jedi = ninjas”
“Best mini game ever. I get to open doors.”
“Kit Fisto = Schwarzenegger”
“It is the revenge of the doors.”
“Its not my fault his stupid hippie tentacles are in his eyes.”
Tags: Clone Wars, DS, Nintendo, Star Wars
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March 12th, 2009 at 12:45 pm
Jonah "spambot" Gregory says:I love the part where “the giggling stops and is followed by a vacant stare”. That’s exactly how I picture Luke reacting to this game.
March 12th, 2009 at 1:11 pm
Jesse "Main Finger" Gregory says:It’s probably better than the movie/animated series in which it is based
March 12th, 2009 at 2:03 pm
Jonah "spambot" Gregory says:I demand Luke write a rebuttal.
March 14th, 2009 at 3:54 pm
Jesse "Main Finger" Gregory says:“I’ve never played a Star Wars game that I couldn’t find something positive about (including “Super Bombad Racing”).”
just thought I’d post that quote from Luke’s bio to see if he has anything to say about the matter now.