“That could be YOUR hand!”

The very fabric of the universe is in trouble and only the chosen one can save it. Will you bring balance to the intergalactic continuum? No? Well, would you like to win an album named Intergalactic Continuum? Good!

The OneUps, a band known for giving video game remixes a unique (and often funkalicious) flavor, have finally released their fifth album. Intergalactic Continuum marks the second album since the band’s stylistic reboot and features a mix of songs from the early classics of Battletoads and Ikari Warriors to modern titles like Plants vs. Zombies.

We’re giving away a sealed physical copy of the album to one lucky reader. All you have to do is comment on this post with a naming idea for The OneUps’ next album starting with the word “Intergalactic”. Before Intergalactic Continuum, they released Intergalactic Redux. What comes next? Read the full contest rules below and let us know!

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When I was a kid, games were rooted in the arcade tradition of trying to steal quarters from you, designed to get you to pump more money into the coin slot. The developer did not want you to win. They wanted to tease you with the possibility of victory before slamming your face into the dirt and taking more of your money.

One hit deaths, enemies on the edge of platforms, Battletoads, crippling slowdown; these were all designed to kill you. Repeatedly. And without mercy.

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"You're Welcome"

When I first heard that there was going to be a channel devoted entirely to video games I was ecstatic. There could be previews, reviews, debates, cartoons, the possibilities seemed endless.

I stuck up for G4 when they hired moderately attractive people that knew nothing about games. I defended G4 when they took over Tech TV. I held out hope that G4 would turn the corner and somehow manage to tap into the amazing passion and energy of the gaming culture.

G4 has failed. (more…)

Due to the overwhelming number of requests I have received to do an article on this subject, I have been forced to do some research. Using an advanced scientific sounding process I have managed to find the best games that deserve sequels. My complicated and imaginary algorithm has also determined the best developers for said game. I have included these picks for your reading pleasure.

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